my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
nikaalexandra: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
That moment when my parents give me money
maetropa: egberts: [anime antagonist voice] heh is that so? [anime protagonist voice] of course! nothing can trump the power me and my friends hold when we work together!
meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
percstiel: holly-is-a-fangirl: percstiel: have you ever taken a sip of your drink and you brought the glass to your mouth too fast and your drink slops down your chin and onto your neck and down your chest along with your dignity and you sort of sit there pretending it didn’t happen No
maxterbate: is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck
narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
mathmaticalkrillbits: “No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging